I Keep Forgetting

That We're Not In Love Anymore. That is such a pussy way to say it. I keep forgetting that we're not in love anymore?! Bullshit, it's kind of all that you can think of when you realize that your High School Gym teacher isn't in love with you anymore or whatever. It's all I can think about now that Dave Tango from Ghost Hunters and I aren't in love anymore. Tony Danza too. And also Paul Ruben's ventriloquist dummy (stage name Pee Wee Herman... it's ironic- trust me!!!) So maybe we're not in love anymore- At least I don't have to tell them in my own words, yes that's right, I can just play them a song and watch the tears cry me a river, oh yes cry me a river (Paton pending).

B.B King- The Thrill Is Gone
I'm On Your Side-Bonnie Raitt
Bye Bye Love- The Cars (only because of the sick guitar solo's, it makes me think of breaking up with someone... really)
It's Too Late- Carole King
Not Your Lover- Blitzen Trapper*
March Of The Meanies- The Beatles**
I'll Follow The Sun- The Beatles***
That's Just What You Are- Aimee Mann

P.S. This idea was stolen directly from Spencer Albee. Thanks Spence (Paton pending)

P.S.S. We at 2008 was the new 2003 agree that suicide jokes are funny.  And in our next installment, Tittie Fucking Is The New 2nd Base, we will detail why.  

*You have to know that I don't actually care for Blitzen Trapper at all, but shit- it's like that Natasha Beddingfield song Unwritten. It's just freaking awesome, like tittie fucking on the first date.
**In this here song I imagine that all I would have to do is look at Gael Garcia and He would totally understand how I felt, and just various threatening eye movements would send him in to a frenzy that would drive him to some kind of rash Owen Wilson like stunt (that was also caused by Owen forgetting that we weren't in love anymore).
*** Only to make up for the last one, sorry, really it's not you- it's me.